Stanley The Author
"wow, we are so... Pro!"
The man who brought the Early Birds to your attention is a man of few words... when he's not with his friends. When he is, he is the ultimate joker and prankster.
On ice, he is the one parked in front of the net, chirping the goalie.
Off it, he is planning his next shenanigans, until Tommy ruins it again.
Quick facts
- Looks older than he acts.
- Could not retire in this economy.
- Will die on the hill that he gets to the rink before Tommy.
- Signature line: I hate you guys, why are you making me write again?