Dale The President

Gives the speeches.

Typical glue guy in the locker room, talks to everyone, hypes everyone up. Without him, the Early Birds would have never talked to each other.

He avoids drills, early Saturdays and, most weeks, parked cars. He never misses a chance for a big speech, period.

Quick facts

Biggest connector: he turned Tommy into a people person.
Overperforms to mask his insecurities. Yes, Dale, we see you, we see all of you.
The final resort: He brings the group's Emergency Backup Goalie, just in case.
Signature line: “You don’t need to sharpen your skates.”